The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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