ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
