Nicole vs. Life
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
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I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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