i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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