I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.