Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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