Where did you get a picture of my penis
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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