thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize