btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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