I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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