I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Randomize
