saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
smell my finger.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He keeps bees of course he's weird
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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