I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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