we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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