i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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