it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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