Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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