i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
