thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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