Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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I am one with the molecules
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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