dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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