that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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