go do what you do best...puke behind churches
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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