I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Oh god it's open bar.
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