I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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