I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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