porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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