Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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