Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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