You're so nebulous sometimes
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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