HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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