ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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