i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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