Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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