And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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