can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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