I CAN MOONWALK!
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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