I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
This girl is more easily done than said...
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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