this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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