Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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