I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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