so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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