The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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