The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO