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  (703): View more from Virginia

  when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover

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  (703): when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover http://tfl.nu/rhz0
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  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

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  (603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her http://tfl.nu/t8zc
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  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I never want to see another naked old woman again.

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  (724): I never want to see another naked old woman again. http://tfl.nu/5axh
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  (512): View more from Texas

  we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text

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  (512): we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text http://tfl.nu/5zju
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  (626): View more from California

  that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.

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  (626): that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress. http://tfl.nu/stra
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  (631): View more from New York

  My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.

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  (631): My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you. http://tfl.nu/4nkq
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.

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  (301): Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort. http://tfl.nu/ivbh
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  (818): View more from California

  Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO

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  (818): Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO http://tfl.nu/je4r
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  (218): View more from Minnesota

  i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me

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  (218): i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me http://tfl.nu/gpjb
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  (308): View more from Nebraska

  Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?

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  i hate being the asshole.

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  (308): Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass? (1-308): i hate being the asshole. http://tfl.nu/40d3
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  (563): View more from Iowa

  I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.

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  (563): I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan. http://tfl.nu/gr04
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  (204): View more from Manitoba

  Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.

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  (204): Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day. http://tfl.nu/31tb
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  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.

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  (608): AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY. http://tfl.nu/l84n
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  (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.

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  (787): Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move. http://tfl.nu/dnyd
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  (612): View more from Minnesota

  I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference

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  (612): I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference http://tfl.nu/y7l1
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