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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends

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  Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.

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• (408): View more from California

  Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?

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• (209): View more from California

  apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside

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