if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone