He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that