i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.