Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder

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(360): View more from Washington

Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team

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(256): View more from Alabama

from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.

(334): View more from Alabama

i do.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?

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(772): View more from Florida

Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.

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(512): View more from Texas

BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS

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(336): View more from North Carolina

That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap

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(205): View more from Alabama

you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone

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