I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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