The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
