why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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