Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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