Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You are the jesus of drinking
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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