you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm just crazy horny about you
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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