She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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