I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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