And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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