Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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