even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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