Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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